The Jaywalker

"Milton Muffet" is the epitome of the arch criminal. Given his disrespect for the rule of law, he's lucky he's not in Leavenworth! What's his crime? Well he's a shameless jaywalker, that's what! He finds the whole thing exhilarating. He's addicted to the extent that he quit his job and just waited on street corners waiting for traffic to disrupt. His war of attrition involved him marching along th...