Jim Jackman

as Major Asshole

as Principal Vegas

as Party Guest

as Plugsy (voice)

as Detail Supervisor

as Nervous Guy

as Desperate Mailman

as Shorty

as Orderly #1

as Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as Melvin

as Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)

as Security Guard

as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)

as Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)

as Humpy / Baker / Brother

as Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall

as Kidnapper

as (voice)

as Mike Milken