Graham Dickson

as Archie

as Mousy/Father (voice)

as Palmer Eldritch / Roy Mascarone / Jiminy / Mr. Sophistication / Lagucci / Warriors (voice)

as Andy

as Himself

as Nate

as Dan

as Himself

as Mondeo

as King

as Michael

as Crispin

as Tom

as Dr. Schnheit

as Arthur Penn