Alan Stanford

as Vice-Consul McCready

as Lion (voice)

as Bistro Manager

as Leonard (voice)

as Farmer Pilkington

as Mr. Mazzawatti

as Charles Sprawley

as Pozzo

as MacDonald Earl of Dunbrea

as O'Connor

as Lord Birkenhead

as Paladius

as British Army Colonel

as Doctor Friedman

as Principal

as Self - From "Waiting for Godot" (archive footage)

as Narrator

as Voice of Oscar Wilde