Helge Schneider

as The White Helge

as Der Weiße Helge

as Jesaja (voice)

as Fitnesstrainer

as Adolf Hitler

as Alter Sack (voice)

as 00 Schneider / Nihil Baxter / Prof. Hasenbein / Johnny Flash

as Doc Snyder

as Roy Schneider

as DJ Johnny Flash

as Dr. Angelika Hasenbein

as Der Alte Sack (Voice)

as Teddy Schu, Rodriguez Faszanatas, Professor Henry, Käpt’n Silver

as Prof. Dr. Feinfinger

as Johnny Flash

as Martin von Mühlenbeck

as Self

as Joe

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Self (archive footage)