Jesse L. Green

as Jimmie

as Bathroom Victim

as Zombie

as Gene Blackwell

as Chris

as Pa

as Det. Richards (segment 'Wrestlemassacre')

as Killer

as Brutus

as Captain Killroy (segment "The Curse of Captain Killroy")

as Captain Decapitate

as Jerry Cosco

as Jim

as CB

as Mr. Flecher