Tom Fisher

as Jacob Spivey

as Top Hat

as Willigut

as Seaman (USS Dallas)

as Northumberland

as Arthur 'Artie' Doyle

as Simon Fairbairn, Father

as Lord Chamberlain

as Nigel

as Upjohn

as John Ramsay

as German Officer

as Graham Chapman / Tramp

as Pete

as No / Tomas Katz

as Dempster

as Thomas

as Tom

as Brig Bartender

as Davida