as Tommy Berke

as Lloyds

as Self

as Jehova's Witness

as Spinell

as Generic Student #113

as Harvey Lawson / Crazed Professor

as Evidence Room Detective

as Detective Tremmel / Reverend (voice)

as Orderly Lance Randas

as Alley Drunk

as Dream Father

as Production Assistant

as Irate Video Store Cashier

as Carry-Out Customer

as Gerald Rivers Announcer

as Shemp Movie Director

as interviewee

as Himself

as Lance Randas