Simon Day

as Taxi boatman

as Uncle Bob

as Vincent

as Alf (voice)

as Hospital Doctor

as Lew Grade

as Simon

as Colonel Dedshott

as The Dodo

as Noel Faulkner

as Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

as Mr Bradley

as Various

as Self

as Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)

as Neighbour

as Self/Various Characters

as Self