Tino Insana

as Burly Cop

as Pig (voice)

as Studio Guard

as Patrolman (voice)

as Tiny the Iceman (uncredited)

as Smokey

as Mr. Sylvio (segment "Video Pirates")

as Perry Greavy

as Capt. O'Connell

as Jail Guard #1

as Self (archive footage)

as Biker Leader

as Friend at Wedding

as Horny Hank

as Mr. Grouper (voice)

as Hugh Bowmont

as Barf