Caleb Emerson

as Carl Jr.

as Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)

as Hardware Clerk

as Dr. Harold Zajicek

as Peanutch (segment "Hamburger! The Rapist?")

as Bus Driver

as Max the Dog Boy

as Himself

as Jilm Jilm

as Snuff Boss

as Pirate Guy

as State Senator

as Jilm Jilm

as Cop

as Lucky Cole

as Big Jake

as Self

as Shopkeeper

as Self / Director