Jim J. Bullock

as Prince Valium

as The Psychic

as Not-Yet-Out Gay Guy

as Eddie

as Bernie

as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein (voice)

as Mark

as Tom

as Derek

as Maurice's Ex

as Tex

as Magistrate (voice)

as Majestrate / Jeramiah (voice)

as Self

as Net'l (voice)

as Licea (voice)

as Erastus / Isaac (voice)

as Self