Eric Spudic

as Police Co-Pilot

as Pvt. Forney

as Stu

as Prison Guard

as Peeping Eric

as Cop

as Dale

as Telegram Boy

as Ernie

as Zombie

as Vince

as Santo

as Bartender

as Josh

as Jailer

as Gomer

as Timmy / Clown

as Posse Member #4

as Himself

as Captain Lassard